Girls are like apples...

So, I think that many girls have known about this quote, but the ones that aren't really asked out can relate. Of course, if you're a guy or girl that is frequently asked out, you might just think that we are bonkers, needing to be sent to Bethlem, as well as green with envy/jealousy.  My guess is that we are jealous of all of y'all, not realizing it, but it is kinda true...especially if you're a high school, hormonal teenage FEMALE.  At my school, the girls that are dating the popular guys (not that the guys are all that fabulous either) are slutty (pardon the language) empty-minded girls.  Rarely is there one that actually has braincells.  However, the guys that are actually asking girls out are mostly the popular one.  The ones that aren't part of the in-crowd don't really ask out anybody unless they have reassurance or strong affections.  So that leaves the rest of the female population in the dust, with nobody by them. 

To most of you out there, you just think I'm this jealous (insert bad word) that had something happen to her.  But the joke's on YOU, SUCKERS!!!!  I'm here to express the frustration of my most intimate friends (basically part of my soul) and her particularly bad run-in.

So, my friend, Virgo, was in her third period classroom, being teased by her friend Kaly about the fact that a boy likes her.  Virgo, denying this, was also telling about her plan to be free from men her entire life.  Kaly, somewhat horrified, decided to tease her about another person in that classroom, sitting diagonally from Virgo, that they would get married.  Of course, both denied with much enthusiasm and gusto of something ever happening.  At that moment, the guy blurted out, "I would never be so low to go out with Virgo!"  I know, shocking.  Even the most hare-brained guy out there would know to never say that to a girl, more so a TEENAGE girl with low self-esteem.  Virgo, unable to come with a witty comeback, sat, her mouth wide open, and glared at the guy all while laughing in disbelief.  Of course, sensing that what he said was wrong, the guy deeply apologized, throwing himself at her feet (figuratively).  Virgo, being to grounded to exert her full wrath, just tapped him on the back of his head with her textbook, resolving the issue.

So, from this, we can tell that the guy thinks that Virgo is to high from him to even make the effort to try.  Your interpretation might be different from mine, but mine is very similar to the one of Kaly's, which was that Virgo was way out of his league.

From this entertaining anecdote, I hope you found something that you didn't know.  Whether it was that I am more stupid than you thought, boys are pathetic when it comes to talking, and that I use as much parenthesis as Hayden, I don't care.  I needed to share this and I did.  However, as an author, I hope you learned something so this little blog update wasn't a waste of your time.

-Azalea

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